Baby Wipe Monkey

Baby Wipe monkey was just a monkey once. but one day, he wiped up a bunch a thick men, {committing several war crimes in aisle 7 of ShopRite} and retrieved his dreams. a box of baby wipes. he then learned what a baby wipe was, learning at a wiping range. he was hired at a special mission to freshen up the BFB baby attack {big freaking ball} and one-wipe it with his massively thick baby wipes. he mentions in his speeches never to give up, and, when in doubt, just get a baby wipe and go nuts. he is now top monkey in the US baby product supply chain ranks, as several HUGGIES members saying he is as skilled as the monkey muffin man, many believing him. he discovered olive oil, giving him the advantage for wiping Goliath baby bums, {scientific name, big wipey thing that stay in one place} impressing the baby buttocks hygiene gods, gifting him the ELITE POOP DEFENDER TITLE, the best possible Baby Rump Cleanliness Enthusiast title. he lives to this day, aswell as his ever-moist box of Huggies brand baby wipes that are suitable for human children as well as little monke baby bums.

Sadly, the amount of magical things happening in the monkey world, have outshined the diaper industry, giving sadness to all.
this beautifulness of convicted baby wipers has left a mark on the world, leaving thousands wondering, what will monke wipe artist do next, and, who will be the next amazing monkey, to commit tennis balls, as thickly as he.